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Why don't people respond to texts that require immediate attention or can be answered in one word? 

Are you alive?   Yes.
What time are you leaving?  9:30
What color is your car?  Silver
What is the fastest animal?  Cheetah
Beatles or Stones?   Stones


See how easy that is!    Nobody is asking for a novel, paragraph or even a sentence.  A couple of words is all that is required.

A simple emoji will also work.   👎🏻 🍾 🌨  🤔 👀   🐫 ⚰️   🦀   Apple and Samsung have done the work for you.  You just need to hit a button and everyone is happy.

I promise if you answer my short text I will quit bothering you.  If you answer with more than a simple yes or no - there probably wont be a followup.   This will save a lot of time and government personnel as I wont have to call the sheriff to do a wellness check, physically drive to your house to see if you are hurt or scan your Facebook page to see if you ever mentioned Mick Jagger.

And, maybe, I'll start answering your short texts, as well!  ☺️

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