Skip to main content

(There Must Be Some) Misunderstanding

                                         Image result for wrong lyrics
I was overwhelmed with responses to my blog of Jan 19 Singing All By Myself!   Apparently, I am not the only person that mishears or  misunderstands lyrics.   I guess there is some sort of comfort knowing I am not the only one out there.

I'll start with one from my own collection.  In the mid 70's there was a song Black Betty by Ram Jam.  Black Betty lyrics were "Oh Black Betty bam ba lam."    My brother would sing "Come back Betty in a scramble van."   A scrambler van, to the unwise, is a vehicle owned by the Barbie.   I kind of prefer that version!


Several mentioned mishearing Jimi Hendrix say "Excuse me while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"  in Purple Haze.    It was the 60's.....could go either way!

A Chicago fan mentioned singing "You're my motel lover" instead of " no tell lover."  She claimed she didn't know what a "No Tell Lover" was when the song first came out.  I have to admit I wasn't familliar with the term either, but I had also never heard of a Motel Lover!

Many readers swear the words to Elton John's  Benny and Jets are "She's got electric boobs" instead of "electric boots."    I could go either way - because I'm not sure of what electric boobs or boots are.

Don't bring me down by ELO has it's own fun fact.  The original lyrics are "Don't bring me down, Groos."  According to author Jeff Lynne, he used "groos" as a filler to add lyrics.   He later learned that "groos" means "greetings," and he left it in.    But so many fans would sing along and say "Bruce" instead of "Groos" that Lynne changed the lyrics for live shows.  My hat is off to Lynne doing that!  Bruce it is!

I don't blame anyone for not knowing the words to Wannabe by the Spice Girls.   Nobody had optional lyrics - but several just mumbled something  to "really really really wanna zigazig ah!

A very popular misheard lyric was Carly Simon's You're so Vein.  Readers hear "You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself go by."  This makes perfect sence until you add all the pieces of the song together.   The actual lyric is "You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte."   A gavotte is a French dance popular a few centuries ago.  And, bonus, it rhymes with yacht and apricot!    Here is a link if you would like to see someone gavotte.  I would love to see someone do this at a party!   Complete in costume!

Image result for gavotte dance

I would have thought the band Survivor ranked as ok enunciators until I heard from Shaman25!  Instead of "And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night" they heard "And the last known survivor stocks his bread in the night."    Maybe he does both?

Even 70's soft rock can be misheard.  In Sharing the Night Together by Dr Hook, unalert listener MollyB should have heard "Ah yeah, alright.  Cause I like feeling like I do and I can see in your that youre feeling it, ah yeah, alright.  But, she heard "And I can see in your eyes I'm wrapped in a joke!"  All I can say is, ah yeah, alright!

A reader misheard a newer song - Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake.  Correct lyrics are "Go ahead, be gone with it."  Tibsnfibs feels she can't be the only one that hears "Go hippie, go hippie, go with it."  I'm going with Tibsnfibs on this one!

I saved my own for last as many people reminded me that I had no idea what I was singing back in high school.  While the rest of the world was singing  "I wan't to kiss you all over" by Exile, I was in my own world singing "I want to kiss you on the floor."   I still think that is what they are saying.

Do you ever misundertand lyrics?  Let me know!  We'll add the to the list!

Follow me at Facebook

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Are You Looking for Me?

 Alright, peeps!  Big news!   You can now find me at  Fortuosityhouse.com   Want to know what happens when you buy a 180 year old house and have no renovation skills and limited tools?   This is the place to find out!   I'll also blog my new Ohio challenge, media memories from the 70's and 80's and a few of my favorite things.   And sure, a lot of random nothing, too!   A little bit of fortuitious little happy happenstances! This will be my new blog home.   It is much easier to navigate and the posts will be separated by categories making them much easier to find!     I can also be found on Instagram at fortuosity_house and Pinterest at FortuosityHouse.   See you there!  

No Reply at All

Why don't people respond to texts that require immediate attention or can be answered in one word?  Are you alive?   Yes. What time are you leaving?  9:30 What color is your car?  Silver What is the fastest animal?  Cheetah Beatles or Stones?   Stones See how easy that is!    Nobody is asking for a novel, paragraph or even a sentence.  A couple of words is all that is required. A simple emoji will also work.   👎🏻 🍾 🌨  🤔 👀   🐫 ⚰️   🦀   Apple and Samsung have done the work for you.  You just need to hit a button and everyone is happy. I promise if you answer my short text I will quit bothering you.  If you answer with more than a simple yes or no - there probably wont be a followup.   This will save a lot of time and government personnel as I wont have to call the sheriff to do a wellness check, physically drive to your house to see if you are hurt or scan your Facebo...